Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same thing?
Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too..
Edit: thank you for awards, I have never gotten one before. I apologize that this is a repost, I did see it on TikTok and thought that it was cute and wanted to share. In the future I will check the sub for similar content before I post anything.
Bill Gates meets Arnold Schwarzenneger at a party and asks him if he's upgraded to Windows 10 yet? Big Arnie replies.......
"Ah still love Vista Baby....."
I asked my wife to rate my listening skills and she said, “You’re an 8 on a scale of 10.”
I still don’t get why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton...
I bought my 10 year old son an acoustic guitar yesterday and he has mastered 3 chords already.
So now the full Oasis songbook is covered he's moved on to a new one.
One time I posted 10 jokes in a row, hoping at least one would make Dads laugh on r/dadjokes
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
Balloons cost more today than they did 10 years ago.
What weighs more 10 pounds of bricks or 10 pounds of feathers?
Feathers because you have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds
The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes.
And it was performed by the child sitting behind me on Delta flight 963 from LA to Tokyo
A man was admitted to hospital today with 10 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum.
Doctors have described his condition as stable.
If a woman sleeps with 10 men that means she's a slut. But what does that make a man if he does it?
I was taught by my driving instructor to hold the steering wheel at 10 & 2 o clock
At other times i would just crash.
There are 10 kinds of people
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- People who don't
10 puns entered a contest. Who won you ask?
From my 10 year old son: Why did the coffee taste like dirt?
My wife and I just celebrated 10 years of happy marriage...
It was coincidentally our 30th wedding anniversary.
Did you hear about the bouncy castle with a size of 10,000 Sq ft area?
The entry is quite expensive, mostly due to inflation.
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Please don’t resort to violins and anger if you don’t notice.
From my 10-year-old: "Daddy, what has it's bottom at the top?"
"I don't know, bud, what?"
"Your legs."
Well done, kid.
I entered 10 puns in a joke contest. I figured one of them would win...
I have 10 pet geese,out of which 8 speak perfect English.
The last two are Portuguese.
My wife rang me at the pub and said, “If you’re not home in 10 minutes, I’m giving the dinner I cooked you to the dog.” I was home in 5 minutes.
I’d hate for anything to happen to the dog.
Joke from my 10 yr old: How do hobbits judge their designs?
Pun enters a room, kills 10 people....
Someone once told me than 2 in 10 people don't understand fractions
But someone else said it was 1 in 5. So which is it?
Yet another from my 10 year old: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
I've just made a list of the top 10 dad jokes I know. The first 9 are alright but the last one is absoutely briliant.
- alright
- alright
- alright
- alright
- alright
- alright
- alright
- alright
- alright
- absoutely briliant
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A police spokesperson says it may take him up to 11 years to finish his sentence.
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I have 6 legs, 8 arms, and 10 heads. What am I?
My wife ran over someone , and was sentenced to 10 years imprisonment.
She got out after 5 years and I had to serve the remaining 5.
We always finish each others sentences.
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Because the rock is a little meteor.
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I think that's Booleshit.
Someone asked me if I knew where they could rent a 10 passenger van
I said I know where to rent the van but they had to find the passengers themselves.
There are 10 types of engineering students
Those who understand binary and those who don’t.
Why did it take the Roman General 10 tries to find the buried treasure?
My friend rolled the ball down the lane 10 times, knocking over all the pins each time!
Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same
I asked my wife to rate my listening skills and she said, “You’re an 8 on a scale of 10." But what I still don’t get is why...
She wanted me to urinate on a skeleton.
I sent 10 puns to a pun contest, hoping one would win
How does 11+11 equal the same as 10+10?
Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
Did you know 10 + 10 and 11 + 11 are the same?
10 + 10 is twenty and 11 + 11 is also twenty two
Pun walks into a room with 10 people and kills them all.
The sum of 10+10 and 11+11 are equal.
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